Mate, why did you decide to season the chilli at my second auntie's cousin's Bat Mitzvah by pissing in it then have the smart idea to feed it through the humidifier in the living room? Now the wallpaper is peeling and my wife's son's great granddad can't get down the stairs on his mobility scooter. You keep doing this ♥♥♥♥ and I'm getting sick of it. Also, stop coming to my house unannounced and posting ryvita through the letterbox as a "Christmas present", mate it's F-ing JANUARY!

+rep, good game bro