Indian IRS Scam Call:

S. Parker: Thank you for calling. How can I help you today?
R. Williams: Hi. I got a call from this number. A recording saying to call back.
Something about my tax paperwork.
S. Parker: What's your name?
R. Williams: My name is Richard Williams.
S. Parker: Richard Williams?
R. Williams: Yes.
S. Parker: We don't have anybody Richard Williams.
R. Williams: I'm sorry, who is this?
S. Parker: Who are you?
R. Williams: I got a call. Something about my tax paperwork having a problem.
S. Parker: Which number you received the call? Tell me the number on which
you received the call.
R. Williams: 404-295-9315.
S. Parker: You received the phone call today?
R. Williams: Yeah, today or last night. I'm trying to find out who I'm dialing. I
couldn't make out the message.
S. Parker: Federal Investigation Department.
R. Williams: I'm sorry?
S. Parker: Federal Investigation Department.
R. Williams: Federal Investigation Department?

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