a kid cant play smart slow lazy scarry to 1v1

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Signed by daddy;)

-Cizz <3

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥️♥️♥️♥️ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Signed by Sponsey <3