Schrodinger's Goon Thought Experiment:

Imagine a person is in a closed room, and they have the potential to reach climax through an erotic stimulus that may or may not trigger a climax.
According to the principles of quantum mechanics, similar to the radioactive atom in Schrodinger’s original experiment, the climax is both achieved and not achieved until the state is observed.
In this metaphorical twist, the "goon" exists in a quantum superposition of being both in a state of having climaxed and not having climaxed at the same time. This superposition remains until the situation is observed (i.e., until it is confirmed whether the climax has been reached or not), which collapses the superposition into one of the two states.

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