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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 2:59pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:29pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:06am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 2:49pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:37pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:40pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:50pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 3:03pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:28am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 6:48am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:01am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:02pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:13am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:20am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 4:43pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 7:48am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 6:14am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 8:35am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 8:54am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:22pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:12pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:33pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:37pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:15am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:02am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:23am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:23am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 8:18am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 7:30am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2020 @ 5:58am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 6:47am