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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:06am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:20am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:15pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:55pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:51pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:57pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:50am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:04am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:18am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:11pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:22pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:22pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:44am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:35am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:04am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:06am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:00pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:22am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:18am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:29am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:45am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:34am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:26pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:04am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:12am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:40pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:29pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:01am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:35pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 2:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 5:00am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:19pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:49am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 6:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:12am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:41am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:32pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:17pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:47pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:18am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:01am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:22am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:50pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:56am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 7:29pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:29am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:15am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:32pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:03am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:36pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:13am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:04pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:39pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:44pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:43pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:24pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 1:54pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:13am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:23pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:03am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:47am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 11:12am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:54am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:31pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:24am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:18am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:05pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:05pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:03am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:44pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:42am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:08am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:04pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:07am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:08am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:43am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:02am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:02am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:11am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:24am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:22pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:19am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:36pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:35am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:18pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:46am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:16am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:16pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:07am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:52am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:31pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:31am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:00pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:09am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:20am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 3:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:00am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:15am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:17am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:47am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:33am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 5:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:37am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:26am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:08am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:52pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:15am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:11am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:11pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:13pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:24pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:24pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:20am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:38pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:04pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:04pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:25pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:40am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:39am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:11pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:07pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:01am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:16pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 9:16am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:38am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:28pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:56am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:16am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:40pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:50am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:51pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:29pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:15am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:58am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:29pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:12pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:29pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:36pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:42pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:46pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:51am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:55pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:45pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:53pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:56pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:56pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:47am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:00pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:31pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:02am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:45pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:41pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:23am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:34pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:24am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:03pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:59pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:19am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:04am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:35pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:51am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 1:39pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:40am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:29am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:53pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:08am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:14pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:29am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:41pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:10pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:35pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:57am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:21pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:26pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:19am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:37pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:41pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:47pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May @ 9:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:06pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:32pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:42am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:06am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:01am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:29am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:32pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:59am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:45pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:33pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:56am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:15pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:42pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:09pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:53pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:07pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 3:10pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:25pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:41am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:27pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:04am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:08pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:39pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:16am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:28pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:59am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:04pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:55pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:00pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:42pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:46pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:51am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:41am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:31pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:07pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:07pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:30pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:48pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:57am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:40pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:52am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:10pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:57pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:40am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:17pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked