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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 5:57pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 6:51pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2020 @ 2:22pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 2:26pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 7:18pm

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2020 @ 4:27pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2020 @ 8:15am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 6:17pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 7:17am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 8:45am

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 8:15pm

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 21 Feb, 2020 @ 2:06pm

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2020 @ 4:02pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 2:26pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 10:46am

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2020 @ 4:39pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 7:52pm

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2020 @ 4:51pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 6:47pm



Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?

New Vocation

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!