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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 6:24am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 2:40am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2019 @ 8:25am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 4:27am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2021 @ 3:32am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 6:56am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 1:11pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 10:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:18am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 4:28am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 5:08am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 5:57am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2019 @ 1:15pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 6:57am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 12 May, 2019 @ 11:17am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2019 @ 10:08am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 3:04pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 2:41am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 8:18am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2019 @ 9:30am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 7:49am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 1:49am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 4:27am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 11 May, 2019 @ 2:14am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 10:55am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2019 @ 6:55am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:14am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2019 @ 6:28am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 10:58am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2019 @ 8:34am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:17am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 5:25am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2019 @ 6:50am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2020 @ 10:46am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 11:59am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 8:06am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:16am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?