Javid_Santos's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:24am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:46am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:58am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:59am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:10am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:12am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:32am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:34am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:16am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:57am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:33am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:39am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:51am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:53am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 3:51am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:36am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:26am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:06am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

1 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

898 / 1,000

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

11 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30