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and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
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Thus spake the master programmer:
"Without the wind, the grass does not move. Without software,
hardware is useless."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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"You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?"
-- Crowley the demon and Aziraphale the angel in conversation
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse
for some of the brain-damages of minix.
-- Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum
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Chris: It'll be a good chance to get away from the evil monkey that lives in my closet.
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