Recent reviews by FutIFejeMoget

Starship troopers as a game + robots

get a run going for 2 hours, find a printer with goat hoofs, print 50 of them.

I AM SPEED

It keeps my depression at bay.

Nice.

Slow and painful to be able to play with other people. Too much to do before it is possible. Just want to play with friend :c Getting killed by others while doing the toturial (robbing stores)

Quite to my liking.
A Rouge-like game with repeatedly random generated floors. After having played over 200 hours on it and still just getting the last achivements, I must say I enjoyed every bit of it. That said, here and some cons and pros:

Pros:

-A challenge to be sure, but a welcome one. Fun to master.
-Everything you encounter is random to quite a fine degree. (Bosses, enemies, floors, drops, etc)
-You unlock items and characters as you play, keeping the feeling of a ''fresh'' game.
-TONS of Secrets and easter eggs.
-A game not to seriously and therefor has brought fun into the little things.
-Lots of game time, takes long to ''finish''
-0 bugs/glitches [Besides a secret ;-) ]

Cons:

Why the heck is there no ONLINE MULTIPLAYER?? We are living in the 20s-century, yet its only LOCAL? You can get a program to work around this, but the other player STILL has to use a controller, and you have to be nearby your ally at all time, as you can only look in the same direction as your ally.
excuse me but what the ♥♥♥?

That said:
Worth the price, can definitely recommend. :-)

I met a girl in-game not so long ago and she apperently lived not too far away from me. I and the smoking hot girl began talking and hanging out, and one time the 23 year old girl offerede me sex. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course I declined, I have a girlfriend. I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Never had I imagne a game where my pc sounded like a coconut in a microwave. The intense loud and heat which comes from my monster gaming pc, gives me the doubt i longed for. The risk of never knowing when your pc will give in makes the game extremely interesting.

10/10 would destroy my pc again

Fun game to begin with, but the all the dlcs came and you have bought it for 30 bucks then have to use another 30 on all the small things in the game. A waste of money.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 12 years old when my mother said to him, ''if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediatly.'' Tears welled in his eyes and he realized exatly what was at stake. He gave it up immediatly. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- ''dont ever smoke, please dont put your family through what your grandfather put us through.'' I agreed. at 17, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say that I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it. Because this game gave me cancer anyway.