Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.
ㅤ* The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!