The Emperor protects

Anderson: How the blood soaked protestad hell did you do that ?!

Alucard: ♥♥♥♥ you that`s how.



Alucard: Hm? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh if it isn't the Catholic church! And whats this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

Anderson: Ahh, and look at what we have here — a bloody heathen!

Alucard: Excuse me, but I'm a ♥♥♥♥-mothering vampire! I killed a lot of people to get this title; I deserve to be called such!



We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and scrifice all our allies. We`ll keep killing till there`s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough.




Dracula: Alucard is not here right now. You face Count Dracula of Wallachia.

Anderson: Call yourself whatever you like, you crazy vampire bastard! I'm here to cleanse the earth of your filth, once and for all!

Dracula: Many have tried and failed. Yet if it is my fate to fall to your blade... then let it be so... worthy opponent.

Anderson: Time the ♥♥♥♥ out. If we're doing this, and we are doing this, I'm not gonna come swinging at Dracula... I'm killin' Alucard!

Dracula: You... do know that it's just my name spelled—

Anderson: Of course I do! Shut up and bring him out!

Dracula: (sighs) Very vell... If you insist

Alucard: Hey there, Padre! How's Little Timmy? You know what's good for getting ♥♥♥ stains out of altar boy robes? Holy water! Didja miss me?

Anderson: Like coke after lent!

Alucard: Wait, are we talking cola or cocai-



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