Iloveblokes
Colby   Australia
 
 

This is the Story of the little boy who never got his bike (with wheels)
ONE DAY there was a little boy who went to the mall to see santa (sheepy santa) The kind boy annoyingly asked santa for a BIKE. A bike that was no ordinary bike.. No no a bike that was the COOLEST,AWESOMEST, DAGGY
bike in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.The boy left the mall and waited for his bike.. He waited and waited.... Untill it was 4 minutes past his bedtime.. He found Santa again eating a bigmac with ronald mcdonald.. The BOY screams I WANT MY BIKE.. and he started chucking a tantrum.. then santa elfs came and said ENOUGH they grabbed the little boy along with santa and put him in timeout at the mcdonalds playground... he started to freak out because he was going to be dropped down the scary slide... THEY DROPPED HIM and he was never seen again for 3 hours... The little boy goes back to santa in a alley way and says WHERES MY BIKE! he replied M8 IF U DONT SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP DERE WILL BE NO BIKE.. The little boy started saying I want my bike I want my bike I want my bike I want my bike I want my bike I want my Bike I want my bike I want my bike I want my bike I want my bike I want my bike! Santa picks the little boy up and takes him back to megamania
and says TIME OUT..... The little boy cries and thinks about what he has done.. But all he thought was I WANT MY BIKE! then one day the annoying spastic child went back.. Santa GRABBED him and Was about to through him down the slide again when a little elf saved him and teleported him to a old smelly basement where there were water leaks everywhere and rat piss and ♥♥♥♥ in the corner. The diplex elf claimed he was santa. The little boy was confused but said OK! then he asked for his bike.. By this time everybody was telling him to STFU but the boy just wanted his bike. Then Santa found him and put something pointy in his lunch box.... the boy screamed.....
Then santa magicly turned into magic mike and said " MY NAME IS JEF" and made a bike magicly appear the boy went YAY!!! but there was one problem the bike didnt have wheels :( the boy tried to drive the bike but he skidded and lost controll and fell off a cliff with his bike that had no wheels :(....
He was never seen again....
R.I.P bike kid 1928-2000BC
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