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ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow.
ㅤ* Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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