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Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 8:46pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 7:53am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:01pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2015 @ 10:01pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:15pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 4:46am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 4:19am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:04am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:42pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 1:55am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:09pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 4:08am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 10:57pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:19am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2015 @ 10:01pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 8:50pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 3:43am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 1:52am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:32am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 8:01am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 8:20am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:00am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 11:24pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 3:22am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 8:22am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 12:21am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 11:28pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 11:42pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 12:13am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 11:47pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:46pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 8:22am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 12:44am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 12:05am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 11:12pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 11:20pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 12:01am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 9:04am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:36am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 6:45am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:19pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 6:54am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:06am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:59am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:20pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 9:52am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:20am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:27am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 8:41am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 7:43pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:12am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:39am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:13am

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:57am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:19am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 7:17am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 8:30am

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 11:05pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:14am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2018 @ 8:34am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 8:43am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 1:39am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 1:02am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 1:26am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 12:58am

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 12:16am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2018 @ 7:24am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 6:11am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 12:40am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:35am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 4:59am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:03pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:14am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:32am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 5:57am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:43am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:05am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:08am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:18am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:38am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 4:35am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 5:49am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 5:52am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 11:04pm

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 1:54am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 7:46am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:44am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 7:41pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:42pm

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2019 @ 9:35pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 8:14am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 11:43pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 10:56pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2018 @ 12:51am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 11:56pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 7:24am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:59am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:32am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 11:28pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2018 @ 6:26am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 6:31am



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.