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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I'm a simple man... I see a flying stojadin I gotta buy it
Posted 2 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.8 hrs on record
Another (at least temporary) win for democracy (‘-‘*ゞ
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Wonder if this is even a real game. All I've seen is the menu. When you select a mode and level you are faced with a picture of a left and a right hand holding a controller asking you to press both trigger buttons to start the game. Pressing those buttons does nothing tho. You just keep staring at those hands like an idiot.If trigger buttons work in the menu they should be working at that point aswell. I know the 3€ price is not high but I'd much rather be asked for a donation than what seems like a straight up scam at this point.
Posted 2 May, 2024.
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8 people found this review funny
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2.0 hrs on record
Died like twenty times doing the first boss. Didn't wanna waste my time anymore. At least try to make me enjoy the game ffs.
Posted 11 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.1 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
Great story and it's well integrated with the gameplay. The story guides you and the levels are well designed so you never feel like you're lost in the world. Some puzzles could be tricky to figure out but you should be fine. You can do side quests if you feel like it. Has some replay potential even once you know the story. Character progression is amazing. They did a great job.
Graphics are great and the game runs well. Had some stuttering when the game had to render a huge map and a few times the enemies had graphical glitches. Nothing major tho. I imagine lower end systems might have more issues.
Definitely worth your time even if you're not really into Star wars universe.
Posted 11 June, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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0.5 hrs on record
Just another generic zombie basher. Has some cool physics and nice light/shadow dynamics. Fighting zombies is way too awkward... it's a meh. Took way too long to find the first weapon. Ez refund.

Posted 9 June, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Bought it, downloaded, booted up my Index... game had no audio ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Posted 21 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Do not buy this trash.
Posted 15 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,633.9 hrs on record (1,058.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Only doing this for my community badge :P

About the game though... it's a game that makes you put in a lot of hours if you wanna play it half decent. I'm at 454hour and I'm just getting started. Well I probably hopelessly suck and you'll do much better.

It's a team based game! So if you never learned to play nice with other kids you should probably skip it. It's not like community needs more toxic players on servers.

Do to others as you would like them to do to you.

Oh and btw...
-get a mic
-don't run around like a chicken (Valve has that one covered)
-learn your recoil
-go for headshots
-don't spray if possible
-don't run around looking for a fight (go on a DM server for that)
-learn smokes and flashes
-buy skins and open cases

gl hf

(edit for the Academy badge) :)
Posted 23 December, 2015. Last edited 24 November, 2017.
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