HAPPY NEW YEAR 2024! WISH YOU A GOOD LUCK NEXT YEAR!

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2023!

HAPPY JULY 4TH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2022!

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Trump sat back in his chair with a smirk. He was ecstatic about the fact that the constitution would protect him from democracy due to the fact that the only way to remove him from office was to put him in a peach. A PEACH. He could never fit in such a small object, such a feat was impossible. "ORDER ORDER" said Pelosi. "Donald Trump, you have abused executive power for far too long. I order that you are put in peach" Trump laughed. "Your honor, there is no way I can fit in peach." Pelosi grinned and then turned to the gates at the back of the room. "BRING OUT THE GIANT PEACH." Trumps heart stopped. The gates slowly and ominously opened to reveal a massive peach the size of a two story building. "I-impossible" Trump said, his orange skin turning pale. "How could this be?" "Today Ladies and Gentlemen..." said pelosi with an even wider grin. "Blumpf In peach"

I physically cannot stop myself from saying "bruh" whenever i react to anything. What was originally a rather humorous saying has evolved to now an impulsive, uncontrollable behavior that consumes me whenever i have to react to something.
From "holy crap" and omg to "bruh" all that is said now is "bruh moment".
"bruh moment" this "bruh moment".
my family died. bruh moment.
im having the time of my life. bruh moment.
i just wanted to be cool and say something original. bruh moment.
little did i know the horrors that came from bruh moment.
im doomed. bruh moment.
this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. bruh moment.
bruh sound effect.
b r u h m o m e n t.
bruh.

FIRST SECOND COMMENT OF 2019!!!

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Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays!

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when ♥♥♥♥ is about to go down in a TW game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Xx-kL0rcw

It's a bad habit I'll admit, too many screenshots!

Get ready for the new 2018 movie : "Saving Private Ryan and Hitler"

The brave men depicted in this film were conflicted when they received their orders, but they did not let it stop them from completing their mission.

Their mission was to win the war...
And save Hitler... from himself.

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Armé tes jours Monte viéa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B

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想看看我的武士刀系列吗？

OOF OOF
OwO
*runs away \ ( O.o)/

The year is 1943. Your squad is in one of the last usable tanks. Kraut battle cries are heard in the distance. You don’t know what they mean, but you know their intention.

As your right-hand man is loading the shell, a Panzer tank fires and cripples your tank’s starboard. Your battle partner drops the shell out of his cold hands, and as you look up you see a steel rod going directly through his solar plexus; the very same steel that was supposed to stop the rapid invasion of Nazi Germany.

Your arm is broken. But, you hear a clank close by. You pry yourself out of the tank, and you see a soldier with a wrench lightly tinking the side of your tank. All of the sudden, your tank immediately becomes factory-new and fully operational.

Hello Mr. Spitfire chasing my 109 teammate up there at 6km alt. I am just a simple duck trying to kill some static emplacements. . Oh wait, you're diving on me now...
Now I'm dead.
Now the 109 has killed you.
Why Mr. Spitfire....?

Reposting. Do you know how much time it takes to get a fully licensed copypasta? I mean there's inspections and engineering specs. Legal fees for submitting all of the paperwork and getting the OC's permission for reposting quality memes. Then you have to pay off the local moderators to issue waivers of ban-a-bility. It's a nightmare. I mean, you could just repost and change the font, but that's just lazy and cheap.

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Nev is so sexy, he can't find anyone equally sexy to reproduce with so he spends his days in front of a mirror marveling at his own sexiness.
What is your excuse?

reported to the ADL

In 1940 I could at least fly as far as Glasgow in most of my aircraft, but not now! It makes me furious when I see the Mosquito. I turn green and yellow with envy. The British, who can afford aluminium better than we can, knock together a beautiful wooden aircraft that every piano factory over there is building, and they give it a speed which they have now increased yet again. What do you make of that? There is nothing the British do not have. They have the geniuses and we have the nincompoops. After the war is over I'm going to buy a British radio set - then at least I'll own something that has always worked. ~~ Herman Göring

Top quality remix my friend, when the bass from that song drops: https://youtu.be/I_7JLd8f4y0?t=1m50s

https://youtu.be/4szXKNkPbYI

Excuse me sir are you the writer of the Luchs pasta

+rep

en bier?

Wir waz schutzstaffelz n ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ komeraden

he kno da wae

Do you kno da way?

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