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Don't you know that the coronavirus 🤒 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 to America 🇺🇲⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The world 🌏 HOE Organisation 🙈👅 is calling HOE-VID19📅 a POSSIBLE PANTIE-DEMIC👄👌👈
No more touching daddy 😫😫🧓 until you wash🚿🚿 your dirty 🤢🤮nasty little 🤞 fingers🖐️🖖✋ for 6️⃣9️⃣ secounds with sHOEp 💧 and water💦💧👅 otherwise it doesn't count 🤡🤡🤡
Time to stop 🛑 spredding your germs🤢🤒🤕 and start spredding 😯 your legs👣👄👀 because everyone 👩👨🏫👷♂️🧜♂️is TWERKING😈😈 from home🏠🏡
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ coronavirus ♥♥♥♥♥ 👉👌 otherwise the coronavirus 🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑🍆 for you too 2️⃣
From "holy crap" and omg to "bruh" all that is said now is "bruh moment".
"bruh moment" this "bruh moment".
my family died. bruh moment.
im having the time of my life. bruh moment.
i just wanted to be cool and say something original. bruh moment.
little did i know the horrors that came from bruh moment.
im doomed. bruh moment.
this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. bruh moment.
bruh sound effect.
b r u h m o m e n t.
bruh.
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Get ready for the new 2018 movie : "Saving Private Ryan and Hitler"
The brave men depicted in this film were conflicted when they received their orders, but they did not let it stop them from completing their mission.
Their mission was to win the war...
And save Hitler... from himself.
OwO
*runs away \ ( O.o)/
As your right-hand man is loading the shell, a Panzer tank fires and cripples your tank’s starboard. Your battle partner drops the shell out of his cold hands, and as you look up you see a steel rod going directly through his solar plexus; the very same steel that was supposed to stop the rapid invasion of Nazi Germany.
Your arm is broken. But, you hear a clank close by. You pry yourself out of the tank, and you see a soldier with a wrench lightly tinking the side of your tank. All of the sudden, your tank immediately becomes factory-new and fully operational.
Now I'm dead.
Now the 109 has killed you.
Why Mr. Spitfire....?
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What is your excuse?
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