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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:01am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 3:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:42pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:05am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:54am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:29am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:42am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 5:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:42am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:09am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:07am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:02am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:39am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:44am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:25am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 4:47am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:21am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:12am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:01pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 7:51am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 1:30am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:44am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:02am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:23am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 6:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:17am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:34am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:12am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:46am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:26am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:48pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:22am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:23am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:37am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:37am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 12:33am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:58am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:23am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 10:59am