Recent reviews by John Pork

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Not Recommended

12.9 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)

The only compelling mystery in the game is why you spent 70 dollars on it.

Posted 12 November, 2023.

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Not Recommended

0.1 hrs on record

Death to Nazis Death to Azov Death to Banderites
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Posted 24 May, 2022.

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Recommended

66.2 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)

Truly a masterpiece of storytelling, blew my mind on the first playthrough and hit even harder on the subsequent. Its difficult to describe the sheer genius of the writing, from the deepest depths of suicidal depression to the maniac humor of the Superstar Cop and everything in between. This game will make you feel things, it will make you laugh, and maybe even cry. Please stop reading reviews and just play it for yourself, your won't regret it.

Posted 19 December, 2020. Last edited 18 June, 2022.

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Recommended

117.5 hrs on record (117.2 hrs at review time)

Cool now

Posted 9 December, 2020. Last edited 22 December, 2023.

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