Soviet, long time no see!

Somos insu?

ummm wat?

Kuffar...

You know that western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy... and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people like yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and doing drugs. You allow your women to parade themselves on your streets dressed as common harlots; your zionist media encourages this behavior as your societies and economies collapse around you.

Meanwhile, the Ummah grows rich from your consumerism. We live among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, abusing yourselves to pictures of ♥♥♥♥♥♥, why not save yourself and revert to Islam?

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means for us all to be good Muslims and live by His rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) in the Quran. Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans.