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16 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
401.7 hrs on record (389.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
lmao yall cry to much its not even that bad tbh like literally crying over a game thats a good 6 years old now go play something else if you're just going to ♥♥♥♥♥ and complain. CSGO is a good game always has been always will be the BR mode isnt bad either could use alittle tuning but its really not bad.



dont listen to the "veteran" players ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ just play the game for yourself and if you like it you like it if not then oh well.
Posted 6 December, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
gunna keep this reaaaaaally short.
i love the trilogy i didnt try to use the import saves yet wanted a fresh try and so far its going pretty good, really like this one glad to see another hero project
i give it 10 out of 10 a pretty good slugger game (not sure if i used the word slugger right in this context)
Posted 8 April, 2016. Last edited 8 April, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
614.9 hrs on record (207.3 hrs at review time)
A Game of Thrones Mod sneak peek
-start as aegon the conquerer
-conquer some stuff, becuase why not
-conquer westeros and parts of essos
-keep my religion instead of converting, because i love having 3 wifes and 20 kids
-become "Emperor of New Valyria""
-life is going swell...
-4 of out of my 20 kids rebel against me
-i put down there feeble rebellion and feed all 4 to my dragon
-now im down to 16 kids
-2 more die of greyscale
-down to 14 kids
-1 dies for being inbred imbecile
-down to 13
- another rebellion pops off this time all of westeros is rebelling
-i burn the castles and enslave there daughters and sons
-regrets decision
-all of essos rebells against me
-5 more kids die for being fostered out to foreign nations
-down to 8 kids now
-burn pretty much everyones castles and enslave there familys
-everyone hates me now
-my son plots to kill me
-2 more of my kids join the plot
-imprison kids
-demands trial by combat
- all 3 die from trial by combat
-now im down to 5 kids
-oh look someone assasinates my heir
-down to 4 kids
-my oldest is 12 years old and already lustful and a drunkard
-plots to kill 12 year old charlie sheen
-12 year old dies
-down to 3 kids
-my wife plots to kill me
-i stop her and execute her
-the bloody flux breaks out in my capital
-i catch the bloody flux
-all my kids catch the bloody flux and my remaining wifes catch it
-everyone slowly dies by bloody explosive diarrhea
-my wifes and 2 of my kids die
-left with 6 year old heir
-i survive my explosive diarrhea disease
-fast forward 15 years
-my only son and heir has been groomed to command and lead
-his name is Aegon II "The Dragon" Targaryen
-hasnt been married yet plan to marry him off soon
-BUT THEN
-he plots to kill me
-i imprison him and call for a trial
-he demand trial by combat
-i am his opponnet
-Aegon The Conquerer and Aegon The Dragon have a bloody fierce battle
-its a close one
-but in the end
-The Conquerer put his sword through the belly of The Dragon
-i am known as a kinslayer
-with my last son and heir dead my empire begins to crumple
-rebellion after rebellion start popping up
-i try to put them down
-then my dragons gets slain in battle
-but then a event pops up
-someone pushes me through a balcony and i fall to my death
-with all the rebellions and my dragon dieing i hadnt noticed someone had plotted to kill me
-the killer was none other than my court eunch
-never trust a eunch
-i lose my empire and i lose the game after 30 something years
-THE END

the moral of the story is if someone trys to converts you to another religion you do it or your empire will fall, all your kids will die horrible deaths, your wifes will die off, you have to kill your own son in combat, and be pushed through a window by the court eunch (who was also a dwarf which adds even more insult to injury)
10/10 would convert to religion next time
Posted 1 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
i have been in love with this game for aslong as i can remember, ive been gaming since i popped outside the womb some 17+ years ago and i have to say this will forever and always be my favorite game.




would play lifelong favorite game again -11/10 IGN
Posted 12 August, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
469.4 hrs on record (94.8 hrs at review time)
played the base game for awhile then i found out about alittle thing called..... Mods. then my life was never the same since, dont buy this game unless you plan to conquer Westeros,Japan,England, and any other continent this game can come up with.


would play again just for the mods 11/10 -IGN
Posted 3 August, 2015.
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35.0 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Played as Brazil united all of South America


-100/10 would play as USA, United South America again
Posted 19 May, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
40.1 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
when i first started playing The Forest it took me 18 hours to realise that i have a "Tree Chopping Fetish"............. Forest Fetish 2015 FTW
Posted 9 May, 2015.
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13.8 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
how is there even dislikes for this amazing VN leaves me wanting more and more and more 10/10
Posted 21 December, 2014.
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