dude kinda slaps when you need that under the desk suppport if ya know what I mean

It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home:hushed::face_with_symbols_over_mouth: don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" :thinking: and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? :joy::joy::joy:. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up :rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: But then the worse part:expressionless: every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS :laughing: but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention :hushed::sweat_smile::rofl:

He built different, type of guy to steal your identity and live as you for years without you knowing. He pretty cool tho no cap.

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard fat penis push against my leg. I punched him in the balls and then 1 tapped him, and now he doesn't have any sperm. Turns out he was gay. trust this guy

absolute dad