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ㅤ* Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”
ㅤ* 2 Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
ㅤ* Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
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