Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm quitting organized crime. From now on I'll stick
to the regular kind."
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<Culus> Ben: Do you solumly swear to read you debian email once a day and
do not permit people to think you are MIA?
<Ben> Culus: i do so swear
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Max told his friend that he'd just as soon not go hiking in the hills.
Said he, "I'm an anti-climb Max."
[So is that punchline.]
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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted.
-- James Thurber
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The all-softening overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell.
-- Lord Byron
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ketchup is a vegetable.
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Peter: So if I walk through you, does that mean that we've, you know, done it?
Ghost: Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes?
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