+rep for being a handsome burly man

he is

no

furry

>:(

Yea I just pooped on your profile, what are you gonna do about it?

dig ol bicks

tig ol biddies

this mf below me got some massive biddies \/

they have created the sissy burger

it only takes 4 impossible whoppers a day to trigger the male body to develop breasts

bro that's honestly gay

you're cringe!

nani

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hot

Give me a bucket of chicken i dont wanna bagel
Colt .45 with a side of anal

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Girl: We're best friends right?
Boy: Yes of course
Girl: So be honest with me, who do you like?
Boy: No one. I love someone.
Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky
Boy: Definitely. I've loved her ever since I met her
Girl: Really? Well since we're best friends, I wanna meet her. Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay
*Boy takes out his phone, dials her number and phones her*
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call.
*Answers the phone*
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I love YOU! <3
Girl: Aww, I knew it was gonna be you! :D

And then they got married and lived happily ever after.

The end.

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that's pretty good

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my alt so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

The windmill of friendship

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-thing the human race has strived for.

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