I🤵am not🚫 crazy!🤪😵‍💫 I know he💁 swapped📝 those numbers!🔢 I knew💡 it was 1216. One after Magna🧲 Carta🛒. As if I could❄️ ever🌲 make⚒️ such a mistake👶. Never🚫. Never🚫‼️! I just ⚖️– I just couldn't🚫⚖️ prove 👨‍🍳it. He👨‍❤️‍👨 – he covered🙈 his tracks🛤️, he got💲 that idiot🤓 at the copy👮 shop🛍️ to lie🤥 for him🙋‍♂️. You🫵 think🤔 this🤐 is something🤠? You🫵 think🧠 this😵‍💫 is bad😎? This🙃? This chicanery🐔? He's👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 done worse🤬. That🤏 billboard🧾🛹! Are🏟️ you🦡 telling🏧 me🧘‍♀️ that a🅰️ man🦸‍♂️ just👨‍⚖️ happens🌞 to👨‍🔧 fall🍁 like👍 that🍠? No🙅‍♂️! He😻 orchestrated🎻 it! Jimmy⚖️! He💆‍♂️ defecated💩 through💘 a🇦🇷 sunroof🌞🛋️! And🇦🇩 I🥇 saved🆘 him🙋! And🎭 I😜 shouldn't⛔ have👅.

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So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

"LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKING WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKING TIME! THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY-F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F*CKING VOCABULARY!" - Mr Torgue

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