Recent reviews by mastodonic baguette

Glad they fixed the inconsistent hitboxes and mishmash of store bought model packs
It was a lazy game from a developer that lacks integrity, but now the game is truly unique
Gosh I love not available

FromSoftware managed to create yet another excellent game with great lore and world building.
Do wish the alternate endings are a bit more other than the three major ones.
Not to mention the game is merely 50GB, quite impressive in this day and age
That being said seems like PC port still seems like an issue looking at other posts.
Also Hyetta's questline is still bugged for me in NG+

Level scaling seems better compare to previous titles
Didn't really have to grind much to progress through the entire game
Magic seems a bit overpowered
Bleed proc as well (especially in PvP)
Ashes of war are fun
Mimic tear is my best friend
Lifts! Lift/elevator fetish overload!

Nvm mending the ring or honeymoon with four handed pointy witch hat demi-god waifu
or even the fact you can obtain a scale figure of your waifu in game
Nothing beats the joy of finally managed to smack Malenia with my halberd
See you soon in NG+, but this time try fingers

Biggest time sink of my life

Hey that is RealVision ENB!

A good bullet hell game does not need a long story
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Maybe a long review? I don't even.

Game control 6/10
Pausing mechanism is slightly annoying that you have to use S key to pause instead of ESC key. Which this ESC key directly brings you back to your desktop and results in you staring at your desktop for full 10 seconds and asking yourself isn't ESC the pause key?

Game play 8/10
Standard bullet hell game, however, it does introduce an upgrade system allows you to upgrade your character's abilities. Since you can only control one character, the game provides you new weapon every time when you level up 3 full levels until you successfully unlocked every type of options. As for game play itself, screen full of bullets and enemies are expected. However, the game uses turbo movement(makes the character move faster) instead of precise movement(makes the character move slower), results in easier to escape from enemies but harder to fight the bosses since it gets harder to approach bosses while avoiding bullets. Overall the game flows really well as a bullet hell game, however, I do not appreciate the game throws three bosses into my face in a row.

User Interface 5/10
It is user friendly, shows all the controls upon player starting the game. However, a major problem is the game provides you the option to use ESC to exit the game and P key to pause the game. This is not really a problem until players realize using ESC to exit the game will not save the player's status. In order to save the status, player is required to use the Exit option in the menu, rendering ESC key completely useless or downright annoying. Art style is enjoyable.

Background Music 7/10
It fits the genre of bullet hell games, which is similar to Touhou project in my opinion. An audio setting option will be nice though, really.

Overall 7/10 Slightly annoying UI
Otherwise, this game should be a refreshing game if you like bullet hell games or want to try this type of games.