Midwest Mullet
Phil Swift   Illinois, United States
 
 
My profile page isn't a damn storage unit.
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Milk Man 3 Mar, 2021 @ 10:00pm 
ur cute
Sir_Static 6 Jan, 2021 @ 11:18pm 
Back in my day, we would keep our eyes open all spring for a honey bee swarm. A swarm is when a nest of bees gets so large that part of the population leaves with a new queen to form a new colony. If you saw a swarm on a tree branch, you could cut the branch and literally shake the bees off into a box so you could later have your very own bee hive. But I always shook mine off into a rudely constructed wooden dildo and shoved it up my ass. That's what vibrators remind me of: simpler times.
Milk Man 22 Dec, 2020 @ 9:19pm 
THIS LOOKS LIKE A STORAGE UNIT TBH
Cokkskin 13 Nov, 2020 @ 7:47am 
bruh ik a mf who named himself Carl Wheezer isnt talking jesus buddy you obsessed or sumn? you need a life ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stalker you wont even say yo real name ♥♥♥♥♥ ahh mf
guitarzero 3 Nov, 2020 @ 7:02pm 
Gibson Les Paul and Orange amp
tallnut 15 Oct, 2020 @ 10:11pm 
what part of illinois you from? im sure we could settle this like adults