Jeff: Do they have any idea how much stalking experience I have?
Lester: If only they did Jeffery. You're very prolific. You're the Picasso of creepiness.
Jeff: It's true and this is my Blue Period.

Jeff: "If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it."
Lester: "He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet."

Morgan: Are you guys ready?
Lester: I was born ready.
Jeff: I was born premature.