Mrwhiskers
 
 
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.

What’s the difference between a joke and two ♥♥♥♥♥?
You can’t take a joke.
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Tempest 2 Jul, 2018 @ 8:20am 
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YHWH 8 Apr, 2018 @ 5:46am 
Bombs and Schlams but you know what else rhymes with bombs?



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Excalibur 10 Jan, 2018 @ 12:49am 
hmmm
admon 21 Dec, 2017 @ 6:34am 
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,
Mr Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr Grinch.
Stryker 29 Aug, 2017 @ 9:12pm 
His name is Aegon Targeryon. He’s never been a bastard. He’s the heir to the Iron Throne.