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-rep i saw his shlong and he said it was massive turns out hes got and iron problem and cant get it up without help from his meds, i feel for the fella and tried helping thinking it was the right thing to do but just got pi££ shot into my eyes thanks alot bud luv ya xx

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Met this guy in the local Weatherspoons and he seemed like a cool guy so i told him that i play on pc and wouldnt mind cueing with him on call of duty or something like that and he told me he played rust so i told him i would play with him on that cause obvs mans a beamer, and we seemed to be making really good friends. After playing a few wipes with him i found out that he acts very differently online, i just took it that he was online, so invited him around my house for a lan and he was down but sh1t went bad. He came round and it all seemed normal until we decided to go to sleep and he jumped in my bed and started stroking my leg and whispered in my ear that he was horny, i told him i dont swing that way and then he proceeded to pull down my spongebob pants and squeeze my willy and i ended up sh1tt1ng on his chest and smaking him with my 11" chopper and kicked him out my house, i still have his pc and planning on selling it. if anyone needs a pc lmk cheap offers :)

Told me to close my eyes and wait for a juicy surprise. Told me to open them and found him trying to lick the sweat off my gooch. - Neg rep for not asking for consent.

-rep kissed my nan and offered her a lucozade and wispa gold, FRIGGING PEDO!