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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun.

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This is a re-make of an empire I saw here a while back, with a couple new(ish) features added for flair. I love imagining how letting TikTok/onlyfans shape society would look, and I also took some inspiration from Gazorpazorp from Rick and Morty. Let me know what you guys think!