+rep rat bastard

Merry Christmas, Lord Farquaad

dear god it's been another year

soon(tm)

dear god it's been 2 years

it's a delicacy somewhere

oh look it's the buttered turd

oh look it's 2021

I win, bye

you're right

It was never enough for you

you seemed concerned and that's good enough

Your problems are not my concern

I'll boil my teeth before I forget that boo

Look at what I am first
you drew this, remember ?

I'm butter, not solver.

then solve it

that's the problem ain't it

I ain't doing ♥♥♥♥

It's not a standing buffet. It's a fancy dine-in now sit the f down.

You're just gonna stood me up

buy me dinner and we'll talk

No way, you first

I'm in, show ass

an ass for an ass

I'm betting my ass what do I get

Sassiness is never late

bit late for that don't you think ?

said me.

said who ?

I'm summoned

oh ♥♥♥♥
lemme add you

y you unfriend me you lil' ♥♥♥♥

I'm prepping to buy a LP
don't talk to me peasant

Merry Christmas piss of ♥♥♥♥
Love Alex
P.s I play a strat now

AHH HELLO

-rep doesnt bring back life to his comment section

ehhh...

Yeah, I'm a Rick and Morty fan. Yeah, I shout "Wubba lubba dub dub" to people wearing Rick and Morty merch. So what? I do it because they're like me. They see the world for what it really is. When I utter that phrase to a fellow fan, it's with the understanding that we're both in this thing together. We can both understand things at a deeper level. People make jokes about how Rick and Morty fans pretend to be more intelligent, but it's true. We are. And because of this show, this masterpiece, us like minded intellectuals can interact and communicate without having to acknowledge those lesser people. Yeah, I'll eat szechuan sauce off the ground. Because that's what Rick would have done, and I think of myself as a Rick, as any intelligent fan would. Thank you Daniel Harmon. Thank you Justin Roiland. Thank you for giving us a community where we can all move forward to a better tomorrow through science and comedy. Thank you.

Don't you see how everything is adding up, you lying imbecile? also, it's hysterical that you said you love yourself but then, you wanna steal someone's partner. that doesn't really give you a good image sweetheart. the irony isn't even subtle. why not learn how to act civilised and not behave like a uncultured swine you are. one last thing, don't mess with me. I'm coming down tomorrow and if I see you, you don't wanna know.

hi, ruiner of relationships. I heard that you couldn't reply to my message because apparently i deleted it, so I'm here to write you a new one. so listen princess, I understand how it feels to be so lonely to the point where you wanna just steal someone else's significant other because you know, they're stable and you're not and I honestly feel so sorry for you. and since you're soooo sarcastic, I'm sure you can sense where mine is. funny how you said that you'd ♥♥♥♥ yourself too, because that just proves that nobody wants you, that's why you gotta ruin relationships.

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thanks

Bless you

“When I get sad, I watch porn and masturbate instead.” -me

I would pay to continue to harass you.

i would pay to see you stop harassing me

I would pay to see you use it like a drum.

Not a clue
I think you use it like a drum
but more bassy

What's with all the guitarin' business anyways? Ya got skills?

Welp
who am I to judge