+rep, would rape.

I genuinely love you and care about you and I just want to watch you sleep and shower with you but nothing sexual because I love you like a sister and I could give you massages before bed and be your pillow and then we could watch movies together and cook in the kitchen together and hide bodies together then after that if we go to jail we can go there together and prank call people or just synchronize jokes on guards and probably get time added to our sentences but if one of us gets out before the other we could break the other out and then continue to play hide and seek with the police and mabe leave clues like bodies but then after we escape the country we can settle down and start relaxing again and having fun and if we stop in siberia

I'll knit you a fine sweater and jumper and windbreaker and pants and joggers and then we can run around and sweat together and then we could maybe play games like tag and then see who can beat the most people without getting caught or maybe just play pokemon go together and if you want we can start a business together making chainmail or something or if you just want to learn something knew we can go to tibet and practice being monks like good friends do and then we can go to africa and wrestle lions and then we almost get caught by the police because we almost forgot that we were wanted criminals

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like ♥♥♥♥, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.

*ruff* *weird pug noises* *ruff ruff*

+rep keeps me when i have bad times