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💄 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🕺
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If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it
again. -- Calvin

Hobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends
Calvin : That's when I watch TV.

As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
-- Calvin
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