In the 80's, often during an after dinner party discussion and drinks, Ari used to say that he hadn't masturbated since 1932.

When someone would exclaim, "wow! That's a long time, he'd respond with, "not really, it's only 20:42 right now.

When I use acronyms such as LOL or LMAO I use them not to express humor, but my depression. They are a silent cry for help from this void of sadness. I used to use them genuinely, but as time went on I found myself meaning it less every time I used them. How many people actually laugh out loud when they say "LOL" laugh their ass off when they say "LMAO" and roll on the floor laughing when they say "ROFL"?No one.This is the result of the pathetic world of lies we live in. As my depression grew stronger over the years I found myself questioning the true meaning of these acronyms. I used these "humorous" acronyms on a layer of irony for several more years but no one noticed. No one paid attention to my wounded calls for help, my desperate cries for relief from this horrible life. I seek to solve this problem on my own instead of relying on the heartless "humans" that dominate society today. Tonight I solve the problem once and for all, by ending my trial on the hell we call "earth" LMAO

R.I.P to a real one. Heaven just gained another angel.
"Mom, why do the best people die?
When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?
The most georged ones." 💔
Rest easy dear princess.

R.I.P to a real one. Heaven just gained another angel.
"Mom, why do the best people die?
When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?
The most beautiful ones." 💔
Rest easy dear friend.

R.I.P to a real one. Heaven just gained another angel.
"Mom, why do the best people die?
When you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?
The most beautiful ones." 💔
Rest easy dear friend.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are