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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:46am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:04am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:14am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:08am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:24pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:00am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:05am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 7:24pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:21am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 6:50am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:07am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 9:15am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:13am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:28am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18pm