Recent reviews by Ditzy ☆

Um, ♥♥♥♥.
Yeah. It's a great game. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Love you, Mistress ♥

Sure

yeah sure

It's a decent NSFW game, and the framing device of playing pinball is a fun one, but there isn't much depth to the system. It seems like there's going to be updates, but Elf Pinball wears thin after about half an hour of play. The physics are very floaty and bouncy in a way that makes playing the game difficult in an unenjoyable way. The main way to build up score is to get the girls to climax by completing table objectives and hitting them with the pinball. DO NOT GET THIS GAME IF YOU DON'T ENJOY SUGGESTIVE VIOLENCE.

There is no reward for 'beating' the table - by which I mean doing all the objectives - beyond progressively lewder imagery. Even that's up to a point, however - the pink elf has to be stripped naked and then have bodywriting written on her, and the blue elf which serves as the table's 'second chance' gimmick has even less points of stripping/interaction. After exhausting the table objectives, I was expecting to be put into an eroge-like minigame inside the pinball table, but no - the reward is simply higher and higher values of 'coins', which can then be used to unlock additional items for use on the board. The problem is that the game never tells you how to use these items.

You can also use your coins to pay for the sexual interaction part of the game - such as licking the girls, groping them, and other sexual acts. This is fine, but again, it feels weird to have these sections detached from the main gameplay of pinball. The game shines in the audio and visuals. The sound of the pinball impacting against flesh, with the sounds and expression the girls make as a result, makes for a very exciting experience. Again though, it suffers from a lack of clear 'end'.

Elf Pinball isn't a bad game or experience, but do be aware the novelty wears thin rather quickly. At least of the time of this review, I can't recommend getting the game at retail price.

Steam is hiding negative reviews of the game by default. That's how bad this new update was - so many people are complaining that steam literally had to step in and be like "oh, must be a bunch of trolls."

They removed content from digital artbooks that people paid for. This isn't just censorship, this is disgusting behaviour by Hidden Variable Studios.

No doubt it was in preparation for EVO2023, lol.

Yeah, I'd say I recommend this. It's not exactly a horror-horror game, but it did throw me for a few jumps. Story's pretty engaging too. I picked it up on sale for like 13 bucks, but it's definitely a full experience.

Actually, game's not too bad now. /shrug/

GET THIS GAME ON SALE.


I bought the game on release at the full 90 bucks. Now Phantom Liberty is coming along, the DLC, which will apparently make the game similar to their original goal. For 45 dollars. I would not pay $135 for the "complete release" of this product.

When Cyberpunk2077 was in the news, a big push was made by CD PROJEKT RED to state "all dlc and updates will be free, but we'll be discontinuing support for ps4 and xbox later". Now I'm being asked to pay more for the 'actual' game, when a lot of people picked this game up on sale when it was controversial.

I'm upset. I wouldn't have put $135 towards this game. But now I feel like I have to. Don't buy 2077 full price, buy it on sale, so you can avoid the mistake I made.

PS, game's fine, just jank as ♥♥♥♥.

Please play this game. It's free, high octane, and has an amazing OST.

The first metroidvania I've felt the urge to replay again and again.

Fast paced megaman with gorgeous pixel art and an amazing, amazing soundtrack. Friend-based and Global highscores. Arcadey system with a more-more-more feeling. This is an absolutely amazing game. Optional Easy, Hard, and Speedrunning modes for a different challenge (and a different appearance!)

I haven't run into any performance issues like recent reviews would suggest. The only letdown (so far) is the story, but I've only played two seperate levels so far. Fun game, I love it