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1 person found this review helpful
110.9 hrs on record (110.7 hrs at review time)
This cosy game kept me sane during a very turbulent time in my life when I was moving out for the first time. It's the perfect thing to play on a rainy day when you're all snug inside or on a sick day for work/school
Posted 28 November.
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39.9 hrs on record
Terrible game
Posted 2 August.
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0.0 hrs on record
If you want to waste money on getting gang ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by wolves and giant hitsponge viking ♥♥♥♥♥ then go right ahead. There's an entire section of this DLC that involves running through hordes of like 30+ wolves, a miniboss giant wolf where all the smaller ones gang up on you (happens a second time later on too after another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area with no bonfire). There's this fun little stupid tower too that occupies two hitsponge vikings that gives you a tiny little stupid area for them to ♥♥♥♥ you in so you're better off leading them outside where you can actually dodge and don't eat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall with the lock on. There's also another fun little area near the tower with tons of these horrifically screeching trees that spam heat-seeking fireballs at you and after you go through the immense fun of dealing with them you get more artificial difficulty (Yayyyy :3). Where there's two vikings with f u n giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bows who ♥♥♥♥ you with giant arrows that explode and to add even more ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game design hey lets just throw in some more dumbass wolves cause hey, ♥♥♥♥ it am I right haha. Anywho I'm high writing this rn at like 4am on a Saturday (technically SUnday), the DLC is actually alright minus the one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area with the horde of wolves that rip your anus out through your mouth, the constant fireball spamming screeching trees, the long range quick firing explosive projectile hitsponge vikings (specifically those two with the pet wolves and the two in the tower ♥♥♥♥ those guys). Besides everything mentioned above, the rest of the DLC is kinda cool I guess, the bossfights are the best part imo but man.... seriously ♥♥♥♥ that one specific area
Posted 24 March.
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4.0 hrs on record
Yes
Posted 26 November, 2022.
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58.5 hrs on record
This is hands down the most beautiful and breathtaking game I have ever played. I just beat it tonight for the first time since I heard of it in 2019 and bought it in 2020. I have a list of some of my all-time favourite games but let me tell you that this one skyrocketed to number 1. It's pretty easy to shrug something off and to procrastinate but do not with this game, even if it may not be your cup of tea it is absolutely worth playing. And that's rare for me to say because I'm typically very respectful of what genres people enjoy and believe people should just do what makes them happy. But in this rare instance I think any person who comes across this technical/spectacle marvel of a game should give it a try and recommend it to others. I now compare it to and describe it as the video game equivalent of The Iron Giant, both amazing but deserve way more attention, recognition, and love that they so very much deserve. And I say this with 100% serious intent that this game has changed my outlook on life and sparked something inside of me, I start a new job tomorrow and I was so anxious but I couldn't have picked a better time to finish this game. Any anxiety and worries I had about the past, present, and future are at ease and amazingly I'm taking deep breaths calmly and I feel happy. But one of the many important points of this game is that happiness and life do not last forever but that is what makes them amazing. This peace and happiness I feel won't last forever, but I'll appreciate it in this moment and just know that nothing is going to last forever. Sadly but also incredibly this game is a one time experience (unless you know how to erase your memory) because there are no quest markers you just explore and learn and your knowledge is what makes you progress. Once you have explored and learn how to beat the game that is it, there isn't really any replay value besides achievements (if you care about that). I don't know really what else to say but PLAY THIS MASTERPIECE.
Posted 26 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
185.5 hrs on record (184.8 hrs at review time)
Still to this day one of my all time favourite games. I will never forget back in 2014 when a good friend bought it for me when it was still 30$ and even bought me the DLC. I will not mention his name and I know I said thank you back then but I'll say it again 6 years later, thank you ;)
Posted 4 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
98.9 hrs on record (93.9 hrs at review time)
Can't believe I've never reviewed this amazing game until now. This has without a doubt been my favourite game since I bought it in late 2018 and I have not a single regret purchasing it. The only negative I have to mention is that RE4 is a little wonky on PC and it may take you some time to properly set it all up and adjust the resolution and whatnot. It took me a while at first but it runs like crisp gold on my PC now and by far I love playing this game on PC more than GameCube or Wii or any other console. PC version of this game is superior and on top of which on Steam it has 12 fun achievements for you to get. Definitely recommend, stellar Horror/Action game 9.5/10
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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15.3 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Cute and fun game that's good for killing some time if you enjoy poker. Also good for some free items in Team Fortress 2 Woot
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
4.0 hrs on record
Bro this is definitely me when I get accused of vehicular manslaughter of 34 children between the ages of 4-10 in Kazakhstan, 24.06.20 at 09:34 am.
Posted 29 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
8.7 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
I would rather eat the rotten ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a skunk than attempt to rescue any survivors again. Other than that pretty alright game.
Posted 4 May, 2020.
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