Trapped in an apartment above a small gas station watching a horny carpenter on tv, hear some moaning, look outside, see massive horde. Panic and accidentally sprint back to TV instead of sneaking, watch horny 'Life and Living' host as horde starts banging on door. Cry as the door breaks down and the horde eats you alive to the sound track of "Like that ladies? Leadin' y'all straight to me!"

Oh the irony. 10/10 would die with carpentry boner again

Trapped in an apartment above a small gas station watching a horny carpenter on tv, hear some moaning, look outside, see massive horde. Panic and accidentally sprint back to TV instead of sneaking, watch horny 'Life and Living' host as horde starts banging on door. Cry as the door breaks down and the horde eats you alive to the sound track of "Like that ladies? Leadin' y'all straight to me!" Oh the irony. 10/10 would die with carpentry boner again