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So I’m laying down the law, once and for all. Here are 18 rules of texting etiquette gay and bisexual men should know!
1. Use exclamation marks!
They are your best friends! Use them!! Literally doesn’t even matter what you’re saying, you still use them!!!
2. Respond (if you’re not busy)
I get it. You’re out with your friends and you don’t want to be rude, so you don’t reply. Okay. That’s fine. That’s great. But I’m not talking about that. I’m talking to you if you’re lying in bed, watching TV, see a text, then go, "Ohhh, I’ll just reply to this later." How dare you?
3. Don't start the text and then just stop
Now this is just cruel. Especially if it’s to a guy you like. When you start to reply, so the guy on the other end sees those anticipatory three dots, then all of a sudden, it disappears and you don’t reply. Heartless. Truly a monster.