There's a boy who loves playing Dota 2.



On his birthday, his long-time crush asked, "What's the phrase that you hear most often when playing Dota 2?". Wanting to impress the girl, he answered, "Of course it's 'Rampage'!". The girl heard it and left.



After a few days the girl asked the boy to lend her his computer, for his birthday gift. The boy finally got back his computer and searched for a Dota 2 game immediately.



When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game announcer sounds with recordings of her own cute voice.



Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact. When the boy finally got a Rampage for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret.



Because that was when he heard, "I LOVE YOU".



The moral of the story, is that...




















NOOBS DON'T DESERVE LOVE.