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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2016 @ 1:17am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2016 @ 4:02am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:03am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:06am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 1:24am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:29am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:55am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:16am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 1:23am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2016 @ 1:37am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2016 @ 8:44am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 12:26am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:55am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2016 @ 12:59am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2016 @ 4:44am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 1:57am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:44am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 1:57am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:24am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:00am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2016 @ 4:18am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2016 @ 7:25am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 1:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:51am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 2:00am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 2:03am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2016 @ 1:12pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 12:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 1:57am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 12:21am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:09am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 4:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 12:28am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2016 @ 4:22am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2016 @ 1:56am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2016 @ 8:29am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2016 @ 4:32am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2016 @ 8:25am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2016 @ 2:04am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.