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3 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
It just opens discord and does nothing else my friends experienced same thing
Posted 12 June, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
why toilet stand in front of fridge
Posted 29 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
I posted a review of this game, link below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxGxl-IbVFk
Posted 25 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
PLAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PLFPLTPLFTTTTT POOOOOFT
Posted 25 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Hey fellow Morbheads, just finished my 26th viewing of the legendary film (Morbius) and I have but one word to describe the experience: Wow. The film was incredible, to put it lightly. I thought I had noticed everything there was to notice on my 10th go, but I wasn’t even close. Jared Leto’s performance leaves so much up to interpretation, and he truly builds the character presented for is in the MCU(Morbius Cinematic Universe). Every rewatch that I view just leads me further into the Morbi-hole(a term I coined just now), and I spot things I never would’ve seen on my first few gos. The world isn’t ready for Morbius - and I wasn’t either. When I say that I broke into tears every time I watched it, all 26 times, I’m not lying. I cried during the entire movie. I’m not even sure how my body is producing more tears, but I make sure to stock up on XL popcorn and 3 drinks each viewing. My tears are pure sugar water, butter flows through my veins.

Anyway, I’ll try to keep this review short, as the credits are finishing up and I’m about to go in for my 27th round, but know this; Morbius is one of the greatest movies of our generation - or better, this decade. The raw power behind each scene is only amplified by Jared Leto’s stellar performance. If he doesn’t win every Oscar available, I’ll be shocked. To say it was a masterpiece is an understatement. On my 15th viewing, I heard someone yawn during one of the dialogue scenes. I followed him up to the parking lot and decapitated him with my limited editionTM Morbius Blade. (Shop morbiusmerch.com) Please - if you haven’t already, do yourself a favor. Watch Morbius, and watch it again. And again. And again. You won’t regret it.
Posted 25 April, 2022.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
New fav band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaqDu16Rfe4
dam peak divide slaps
Posted 29 January, 2022.
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2.0 hrs on record
Best story in video game ever and crazy plot twist
Posted 9 April, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
11.2 hrs on record
i slept with ur mother.
Posted 29 August, 2019. Last edited 27 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I accidentally installed this and I hate it
Posted 29 August, 2019.
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63.3 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
Very fun game one of the few games where I actually enjoy grinding and combat is satisfying. There steam I reviewed a game give me my steam points
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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