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fu.ck your mother

cientific Breakthrough: The Entire Universe Is Gay
The average percentage of the human body that contains penis is 100%, you may be thinking "what??? how even???"... well, i can explain:

it is commonly known that 0.2% of the human body is penis, correct? well, what makes up a penis? skin, muscle, veins, blood, pretty common stuff in the human body... yes? the human body is made up of oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen... much of this is inside of a penis. coincidence? nope. YOU ARE 100% PENIS: THEREFORE YOU ARE GAY.

you may be thinking: "oh, okay im gay but how does the universe is gay too???"

hydrogen has been around since the beginning of time itself, its inside a ♥♥♥♥, THEREFORE the universe is one big ♥♥♥♥ (and keeping relativity in mind, that also means much of it is two or more ♥♥♥♥♥ touching, which is really gay)

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS GAY.
thank you for coming to my ted-talk

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It's COOL to be a virgin!
Post this on the wall of a virgin friend and tell them how COOL they are