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James Bond bullet-hole-in-the-windscreen transfers, which he rather fancied
at the time.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts
which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development.
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River: (cryptically to Jayne) "Your toes are in the sand."
Jayne: "And your head's up your-"
Simon: "Hey! Back off!"
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EARL GREY PROFILES
NAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION: Starship Big Cheese
AGE: 94
BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra Sector
EYES: Grey
SKIN: Tanned
HAIR: Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ:
Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly
TEA: Earl Grey. Hot.
EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.
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Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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