Recent reviews by Fire Dash

these reviews are a riot
Bought in on the Unbanned-from-Upsidedownland special sale.
I'm still very surprised I spent 4 hours in 2 chapters, I first got the ending that everybody likes, the "Selling Point" as I like to call it, though in a bid to get all the current achievements, I spent 3.3 hours more to get the, surprisingly, equally rewarding "Distrusted" ending. Both have very satisfying conclusions for completely different reasons.
For one: Spoilers, The ending that everybody likes (you can't convince me otherwise) gives off a very strange wholesome vibe, even regarding the whole Satanist ordeal, it is not as edgy as I thought it would be, because it is not taken that seriously, even by the cult (I mean, coffee and cakes for a demon summoning ritual?). Then you have the entire situation with your parents that even has some comedic relief modestly sprinkled throughout. All that, and I don't even mention the i****t yet.
And then secondly: Spoilers, The part where the story starts to branch out is when Ashley doesn't trust Andrew alone with their parents, which sways him a little bit towards the "I regret everything, ♥♥♥♥ my life" side, and that prompts her to not let him share the dream vision, drifting them apart a lot more. I chose to kill Andrew because I wanted Ashley to feel bad, maybe hoping that this story branches into a redemption arc, 'cause why wouldn't the devs let me fix her in future chapters?
The implications here are massive, I know for sure the branches are going to be completely different, they have to.
I am absolutely in love with this game, and I'm not guilty. Keep up the amazing work!

It took me 1700 hours to get to level 100. With all those hours poured into the game, I got nothing of value in return, no real fun since I'm a substandard player and I'm required to stress out in order get worthwhile results, corroding drastically my enjoyment of the game overall. I've reached my limit.

There was a glimpse of hope recently with the uproar of the community regarding the economy, but I'm facing the facts here. This game has no future, it'll remain the same toxic, money-grubbing, cheat-ridden, incompetently unbalanced, stressful game that hooked me for too long, exactly like World of Tanks. There is no hope. Go right ahead and call it "skill issue", "user issue", at this point, I don't care.

It's a rare enough thing for such a traditional franchise originated from Flash to have become so much more successful than many AAA games. I'll cherish it forever!

Skyrim: I wen't to heaven to kill a god, and came back.

Multiplayer is here, and the game has finally exploded in popularity. 2021 hasn't been too bleak for the gaming industry.

Hmmm Tank Designer. Also a much needed supply lines mechanic.... (plane designer when?).

I'll just accept this game as the best sandbox game of all time and there's nothing or nobody that can change my mind.

Is this game mining bitcoin in the background while I play?
Btw Sara is best girl.

Tell the suits to stick this game up their asses, maybe they'll fart money.

It's simple, elegant, beautiful to the eye, you can relax with it, get your blood flowing with it. Man, I'm really impressed. Can't wait for more cars!