connor is fat

He's bad to the bone, ain't you, Tyrone?
Of course I am.
Tyrone'll drive for us. He's done a rally driving course.
Of course I have.
I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Your seats?
Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.
While I'm at the wheel, it's my car...
...so stop that dog dribbling on my seats. All right?
I can't believe you found it. Where'd it go?
It went back to the gyppos.
Shut up. And how could it find them?
Well, I don't know. I'm not a dog, Sol.
Ask him.
It's like he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homing beacon.
Steady on the brakes.
I thought you said he could drive, Sol.
Don't worry about me. Just worry about that dog on my seats.
All right?
What?
You said he was a getaway driver. What the ♥♥♥♥ can he get away from?
Don't worry about Tyrone. He can move when he has to.
Worry about getting us a gun.
What's that?
This is a shotgun, Sol.
It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ anti-aircraft gun, Vincent.
I want to raise pulses, don't I? - You'll raise hell, never mind pulses.

Has played WAY too much football manager, over 1100 hours (47 days roughly) on the game series but has still managed to avoid getting good achievements in them. Kind of impressive tbh... But is he ever going to win that world cup????

Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, it's a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks
But my house is on fire
Shhh
Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath!
SAFETY WATER!
First one's on the house
Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house
Ha ha ha, yeah
Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches
No!
So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks
I don't have 500 bucks!
Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents
NO!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
My parents are gonna kill me

Very scary individual, played around 1,800 hours of CIV but still only has half the achievements. What is he doing on there????? Very scary

+ben