shawty like a melody in my head

Shawty like a melody in my head

tehe

How do I edge in bean battles?

shawty like a melody

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shawty like a melody in my head

slurp

This guy might be a gamer. Be warned

(1/2) How am I? I am ok. Not. I am not ok. It all started out like a normal day. I woke up, snapped a few PNGs of assorted things; that and in the wall, my teddy bear, out my window, etc. The day passed as usual, then lunch time came. My phone dinged. I had received a notification from clubfoot55 here - an image, in fact. I opened it up. It was a selfie. I was about to reply, before I noticed it. It was horrible. It was disgusting. Two of the leaves in the distant background bush had meshed together and created an artifact. Not just any artifact - a compression artifact. A LOSSY compression artifact. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sent me a jpeg. I deleted my otherwise-heartfelt reply, and proceeded to attempt to correct him. I told him, in these words, "You better convert that picture now, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥". He claims he "dOeSn'T uNdErstaNd".

(2/2) What kind of self-righteous douche is he, to not only decline my polite request to switch to a lossless format, but outright reject my request and feign ignorance? I disowned him right then and there. As a final parting message I provided a link to my 9,400-word Google Docs essay on why lossless formats - specifically Portable Network Graphics - are superior to the "jpeg", and how said "jpeg" format is the sole cause of division and destruction in the world. Racism, sexism, hell - even radical terrorism can all be traced back to the existence of this vile parasite of an image format. I then blocked him from all social media, including verbal communication. This is my last message, and warning to you all.

:^)